Ladies, it's time to BEAT the HEAT...
This is how it goes, huh?
One day you're looking in the mirror and you know you're looking good... "You are hot!", you say to the reflection with a smile...
Fast-forward a few years. You're looking in the mirror and you see a bead of sweat forming on your lip. Your hair is starting to plaster itself to the sides of your head. You're turning red. "You are hot!", you say to the reflection with a angry glare...
Hey, I get it. Menopause and hot flashes aren't a ton of fun to say the least. However, I believe in looking for the silver lining in every ugly situation. That's why I've put together a little newsletter for you.
I'll send you a cute story or a funny joke about hot flashes every other day for a few weeks. If we can't laugh at ourselves, what's the point, right? Hot flashes stink to high heavens, but that doesn't mean we should skip our dose of the very best medicine--laughter.
Just type your first name and your email address into the boxes and I'll put you on my free RED HOT (NEWS)FLASH mailing list. It's a little fun, a little information and a little encouragement. What's the worst thing that can happen?
In case you're worried that I'm going to sell your email address to some Nigerian spammer or something, let me assure you that I'll keep the info between you and me. Double pinky swear.
Oh, if you're worried that I'll send you a million emails every week until you finally develop carpal tunnel syndrome from deleting all of them, don't be. I'm going to send you seven emails over two weeks. The end. That's it. Nothing else. Nothing later. Seven opportunities to smile, that's it.
And no, you don't have to give me any money. Ever. The newsletter is free. I am going to mention Julie Calligaro's awesome guide to fighting hot flashes, but that's not the focus of our little newsletter. Life is too short to act that way! If I was a sneaky marketing scammer, I could afford to do better than this little free one-page site!
I just know that hot flashes can be PURE AGONY and I wanted to do a little something to "take the edge off". I hope you enjoy my RED HOT (NEWS)FLASH and I look forward to sending you a few laughs and a few interesting facts about hot flashes and how to beat them.
Sign up here for the RED HOT (NEWS)FLASH!
Take care, stay cool, and I wish you ALL the best!
Yours,
Nancy Bachevy